me ain't Angry Bird

Hola!
i ain't Angry Bird

 mah name is Blaack Bert~
i dun fight with pigz

 mah fav past time is watching tv

 u can tell by lookin' at mah lazy eyes

O_o

i'em made of velvet n fleece blanket
n a lil' bit of felt too

i'em guud to hug

mah tail has a pocket to keep remotes too!

told ya i'm a big fans of tv, eh!

pst... u can hide ur heart-melting love notes too!